Ms Givings Very Personal Problem Pages
Ms Givings Personal Problem Pages
Some problems visitors have sent to us are of a very intimate nature. If you are of a shy, nervous disposition, please leave while your pants are still clean
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NOTE FOR THE VERY DIM. Although every question on these VERY PERSONAL PROBLEMS pages is a genuine plea for help from some desperately sad tosser, our witty, literate answers are entirely satirical and NOT to be taken seriously! What do you mean 'not to be taken seriously?' Do you mean you're deliberately taking the piss out of people with very personal problems? We might be.. You heartless bitches! Look, we didn't ask the clueless wankers to write to us, did we? No...but— But what? Well...some of these people need HELP?! I'll say; so why are they writing to a site called 'Utterpants'? Where does it say that? At the top of every page on the site in letters an inch high. Couldn't you make it a bit more obvious? Well—we could, but then the desperately sad tossers might not write to us. Would that be a bad thing? Not for them, obviously. But we'd be well gutted. Why's that? Well, we couldn't take the piss out of the desperately sad tossers and their VERY PERSONAL PROBLEMS, could we?

Wendy asks: My vagina is quite big and loose..

Jamie asks: I broke up with my boyfriend but we act like we go out..

Patricia asks: My best friend has a boyfriend who flirts with me..

Samantha asks: My boyfriend has been trying for almost a year to have a baby..

Another Richard asks: I want a girl I know..

Nancy asks: I love to watch my sister getting spanked..

Shyone asks: As embarrassed as I am to say it I have zits on my bum!

Anna asks: I just discovered that my boyfriend was almost unfaithful..

Khadija asks: I don't feel that my pussy is ready..

Jessica asks: The inner part of my you-know-what is hanging out..

Stacy asks: My boyfriend thinks that he can't satisfy me in the bedroom..

Katie asks: I'm 18 and i'm not very bright..

Kristin asks: If a guy cums all over your stomach and then rubs his..

Richard asks: My dick is 3 inches soft and 5 inches hard, is that too small?

Pebbles asks: There is this teacher at school i have a huge crush on..

Honey asks: One of my year 11 boys wants to give me a good shagging..

Papa Bear asks: My wife can't seem to make me cum while giving me head..

James asks: My girlfriend cheated on me..

Linda asks: My best mate has turned against me and my friends..

Charlie asks: Why am I such a loser?

Robert asks: My boss says she wants to spank my bare bottom over her knee..

Mandy asks: My boyfriend is crap in bed..

Makrani asks: Please can you tell me how to widen my pussy?

Kelly asks: Will my boyfriend cumming on my face clear up my acne?

Aimee asks: What does he do with his fingers and how can he make me wet?

Sarah asks: I am worried that i wont be as good in bed as other people..

Rachael asks: Every time I have sex, I end up fanny farting..

Jaynie asks: I'm scared to go down on my boyfriend..

Barnaby asks: Can my girlfriend get her minge re-surfaced?

Rachael asks: The other day my boyfriend asked me to wank him off..

Sam asks: I was just wondering how i could get a nine inch cock..

Maddalena asks: Is my boyfriend turned on by this man?

Courtney asks: My clit is so tiny we can hardly ever find it..

Owen asks: I'm 14 and my willy is small, i measured it and it's three inches..

Kelsey asks: I want to know how to give a really nice blow job..

Charlene asks: My boyfriend never gave me an orgasm or made me cum..

Stephanie Rose asks: I think I might have thrush..

Alice asks: i want to give my boyfriend a blow job, how do i do it?

Tension asks: I'm 19 years old and my problem is i masturbate a lot..

Alana asks: My boyfriend wants to cum in my mouth and watch me swallow it..

Waseem asks: I think I may have masturbated too much in the past..

Irma asks: I have an odour problem..

Lynn asks: My partner visits porn sites and masturbates..

Tara asks: Hi im 20 years old and i find that my vagina is too hairy..

Lisa asks: My boyfriend says he doesn't fancy me anymore..

Jenice asks: My husband has a really small penis..

Richard asks: I like to wear my girlfriend's knickers and bra..

Paul asks: I have never been in a sexual relationship before and am scared..

Bubba asks: My best friend Skeeter, has just had a sex change operation..

Babycakes asks: Is it possible to get your virginity back?

Tamara asks: I love masturbating to porn when my husband is at work..

Cali asks: Cud you get pregnant if your boyfriend had cum on his fingers?

Mike asks: I have had shooting pains in my penis and crushing pains..

Ashleigh asks: Can a female become pregnant from using toilet tissue?

Kimmy asks: How long can cum live on the street?

David asks: I have a radio reception problem..

David asks again: your suggestion that I masturbate whilst listening to The Archers is quite offensive..

Jack asks: my wife is unable to have an orgasm..

Kat asks: My husband has been pressing me to engage in anal sex..

Jennifer asks: When I masturbate I can go on for what seems like forever..

Nicola asks: Cud get pregnant by my b/f if we had sex during my period?

Tanya asks: If a boy had cum on his penis and he only stuck it in half way..

Jean asks: My b/f and I recently got into a bit of girl-on-girl-on-boy..

Lorraine asks: I am pregnant with thirty-eight alien babies...

Lorraine asks again: My tummy is now 794cm and I now have 72 babies

Ean asks: My wife, Lorraine, is changing into an alien!

Ean asks again (yawn): Lorraine's breasts all joined into a huge udder..

Alan asks: My next door neighbour's daughter caught me wanking..

Charlie asks: Is there a danger of embolism during cunnilingus?

Janine asks: I often have a very unpleasant and pungent vaginal odor..

Fran asks: I am very worried about my fourteen-year-old daughter..

Susan asks: I've had sex with 100's of men but haven't had an orgasm yet..

Nicole asks: I walked in on my husband while he was masturbating..

Nikki asks: The thought of putting his penis in my mouth turns my stomach..

Bob asks: I am 17 years old and have spots on my penis..

Moira asks: I am complete stranger to any form of sexual activity..

Johnnie asks: Recently I have become very irritable and short tempered..

Marcia asks: Are all Brits naturally big?

Jenny asks: I can't get my boyfriend to cum..

Lisa asks: If a girl swallows cum...can she get pregnant?

Frank asks: Do men have much larger penises than boys?

Tina asks: What's in cum?

Caroline asks: Recently my husband has requested something really sick..

Kayleigh asks: I had sex for the first time and it lasted for over five hours..

Katherine asks: I'm not getting any sex!

Sharon asks: I throw up whenever we make love. Is this normal?

Belinda asks: I've started using a vibrator when my husband's away..

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