Ms Givings Very Personal Problem Pages
Ms Givings Personal Problem Pages
Some problems visitors have sent to us are of a very intimate nature. If you are of a shy, nervous disposition, please leave while your pants are still clean
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NOTE FOR THE VERY DIM. Although every question on these VERY PERSONAL PROBLEMS pages is a genuine plea for help from some desperately sad tosser, our witty, literate answers are entirely satirical and NOT to be taken seriously! What do you mean 'not to be taken seriously?' Do you mean you're deliberately taking the piss out of people with very personal problems? We might be.. You heartless bitches! Look, we didn't ask the clueless wankers to write to us, did we? No...but— But what? Well...some of these people need HELP?! I'll say; so why are they writing to a site called 'Utterpants'? Where does it say that? At the top of every page on the site in letters an inch high. Couldn't you make it a bit more obvious? Well—we could, but then the desperately sad tossers might not write to us. Would that be a bad thing? Not for them, obviously. But we'd be well gutted. Why's that? Well, we couldn't take the piss out of the desperately sad tossers and their VERY PERSONAL PROBLEMS, could we?

Ann asks: My boyfriend wants to screw my friends!

Carrie asks: I am a 17-year-old girl with no sex drive!

Gemma asks: My boyfriend asked me if my vagina was tight

Louise asks: My boyfriend's thing won't go in!

Judy asks: All my friends hate me

Tracy asks: My dog is jealous of everyone

Robert asks: I have a hot sensation in my penis

Brittany Lynn asks: I really like this boy

John asks: I like to dress in womens' clothing

Elizabeth asks: My partner is too big for me

Bob asks: I have a miniscule member

Jarvis asks: I'm trying to get my girlfriend to squirt when she comes

R J asks: My 7 inch cock has a tremendous bend in it!

Ria asks: My boyfriend keeps showing his willy to my friends

Sara asks: I think my vagina has too much discharge

George asks: Wanking is making my life a misery

Caleb asks: My penis keeps going soft

Hannah asks: My best friend's boyfriend is asking me to have sex with him

Jenny asks: I get really turned on by lesbian porn

Gertrude asks: Can vibrators damage your health?

Katy asks: My inner lip hangs out of my vagina

Lisa asks: I like to have sex with complete strangers

Alex asks: I have really small boobs

Briana asks: I want to be tight like I was before

Kandy asks: My boyfriend comes too soon

Antonio asks: Can I harm myself by holding my breath while jerking off?

Matthew asks: I want my girlfriend to fuck me up the ass with a strap-on

Another Lisa asks: I'm falling in love with a married man!

Mike asks: I go limp when we have intercourse

Another Robert asks: Can I get my 13 inch penis reduced in size?

Caitlin asks: I don't enjoy sex

Lauren asks: My boyfriend can't kiss properly

Yet another Robert asks: My wife does not like oral sex

Baby asks: I don't know how to give a man an orgasm

Julia asks: I don't want to have sex any more

John asks: Please help me. I have spots on my penis!

Little Wanker asks: My girlfriend kicked me in the balls

Nicky asks: My boyfriend prefers wanking to having sex with me

Stephanie asks: My doctor thinks I have thrush

Rosemary asks: Why are boys not attracted to me?

Yolanda asks: My man cheated with another woman and got her pregnant

Rachel asks: Why don't I love my boyfriend who has awful drug problems?

Bill asks: I met a girl on the Internet and she won't kiss me

Matt asks: I cummed between my girlfriend's legs. Can she get pregnant?

Lardy asks: I recently shagged my neighbour and now she's stalking me

Andre asks: If I finger my girlfriend can it pop her cherry?

Natalie asks: What can I do to stop eating so much?

Jess asks: I don't know whether to shave my gentile(sic) area

Joanna asks: It hurts me to see my boyfriend with other girls

Another Rachel asks: My boyfriend wants to have sex with best mate!

George asks: I get very aroused by fat women

Laura asks: My mum told my boyfriend I need a spanking

Cynthia asks: I am 14 years old and don't have a boyfriend

Jack asks: Is it possible to have a 24 inch penis?

Sarah asks: What is the best position to have sex in?

Mindy asks: My boyfriend didn't have a condom and he cummed in my ass

David asks: I think I have been impregnated by aliens!

Sexy Pixie asks: Should I sleep with the boy I've been texting?

Vicky asks: Boys just don't seem to fancy me

Candice asks: My boyfriend's family say he wants to leave me

Andy asks: My willy is too small - I need help quick!

Louise asks: I have just found out that I am 7 weeks pregnant

Mickey asks: My friend is having this problem with a guy

Sasha asks: I want to try anal sex but I'm scared

Roxanna asks: I've been getting a lot of complaints about being loose..

Courtney asks: I want to give my boyfriend a better blow job

Gemma asks: Me and my boyfriend argue about religion all the time

Ellie asks: Help! My boobs are going south!

Sarah asks: I am 14 years old and like masturbating

Amber asks: I'm 13 and a virgin and last night me and this guy were snogging

Angela asks: I just don't seem to want to have sex with my husband

Jen asks: I'm convinced my boyfriend doesn't fancy me

Sonya asks: I want to sleep with this guy but he just ignores me

Marcus asks: My mother in law still hates me after decades

Sophie asks: My best mate thinks i'm a dirty slut

Haggis asks: I am worried how do I get my boyfriend's penis into my mouth?

David asks: I fingered my girlfriend - would that get her pregnant?

Ebony asks: I feel really depressed..

Lauren asks: I'm 17 years old and its not very 'tidy' down there..

Sammie asks: This lad came on to me at school..

Neshia asks: I just want him to notice me..

Emma asks: My boyfried just doesn't like me anymore..

Melissa asks: Hi I'm 13 I have been with this guy and he wants a blow job..

Kevin asks: I have turned into a big time wanker..

Page asks: My boy friend would like to have phone sex

Tracy asks: I don’t really know where I stand wiv my boyfriend..

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