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Monty Python: The Return of the King
Monty Python: The Return of the King
By James Haines (aka: Hstaphath)
Monty Python: The Return of the King
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Monty Python: The Return of the King
Monty Python: The Return of the King
Scene Index
Monty Python: The Return of the King

Opening Narrative Opening Narrative - Le Retour du Roi

Scene 1 Scene 1 - A Journey to Remember

Scene 2 Scene 2 - Pippin and the Palantir

Scene 3 Scene 3 - The Muster of Røhän

Scene 4 Scene 4 - Mordor Unleashed

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - Eldar Na Rata Abad!

Scene 5 Scene 5 - Paths of the Dead

Scene 6 Scene 6 - La Charge Futile

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - Siege of Gondor

Scene 7 Scene 7 - The Stairs of Cirith Ungol

Scene 8 Scene 8 - Shelob's Lair

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - Denethor's Madness

Scene 9 Scene 9 - Regarding Furry Footed Blue Things

Scene 10 Scene 10 - Battle of the Pelennor Fields

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - An Interview With C.J.R. Tolkien

Scene 11 Scene 11 - Lunch Reservations

Scene 12 Scene 12 - Expecting the Unexpected

Scene 13 Scene 13 - Charge!

Narrative Conclusion Narrative Conclusion - Appendix G

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