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Syndicate Utterpants unique content on your site or blog!

Fed up of reading the same old slanted news and unfunny, repetitive stories? Well, now you can put our Satire News, Short stories, Satirical articles and Parodies on your website or blog simply by adding a bit of code! To read more about the wide range of material we publish, CLICK HERE.

We are not afraid of tackling the difficult subjects and adult themes other sites shy away from. Our 'politically 'incorrect', British sense of humour, originality, and hard-hitting style have made Utterpants one of the most highly regarded Satire and humour sources on the Internet. But don't take our word for it, read what visitors and webmasters are saying about us:

Utterpants is a site after our own hearts which fully understands the link between smut and satire and isn't afraid to tackle difficult subjects
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Utterpants have established a unique reputation for satirising the seamy underbelly of the news and are justly infamous for their hilarious coverage of the antics of clueless celebrities around the world.
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What a website! Utterpants combines Intelligent writing, sex and satire of the tallest order!
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As always, your talented writers' exceedingly sophisticated Mastery of the English language and gift for Artful exposition make for a splendid Journey in your most delightful pants.
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Here’s a site packed full of funny stories, satire, adult humour and more. If you fancy a good laugh Utterpants could be just what you are looking for

To put our RSS XML Content Feed on your website simply cut and paste the entire snippet of Javascript below and place it where you would like our news stories to appear. They will appear as clickable titles with a short description below each title.

To preview what our RSS XML Content Feed will look like on your webpage please click here (this will open a new window in your browser).

If you run a website that uses a back-end programming language (eg. PHP, ColdFusion, ASP etc), simply parse our XML file which you will find by clicking the link below (please note the full pathname is case sensitive).

Our RSS XML Content Feed page is located here RSS News Feed XML NEWS

If you have a Blog with Blogger you won't be able to run the above script. But you can still put our newsfeed on your Blog by using either of the two snippets of code below. The first will place an animated News Ticker on your Blog that rotates our story titles. (see example below). Clicking this will take you straight to our news page. The second will place a button on your blog that links to Feedburner and a complete list of all our current stories with full descriptions.

Whatever option you chose to use, putting our news feed on your Blog is a snap.

1. Copy the bit of code you want to use.
2. Start Blogger. Go to your dashboad and hit the 'Posting' tab.
3. Enter a title - say 'Utterpants Satire News'.
4. Make sure you're in 'Edit HTML' mode.
5. Paste the code snippet you copied in (1) and hit 'Publish' - job done!

Now choose the code you want to use:

Feedburner Animated News Ticker:
Utterpants Satire News
Feedburner Link Button to our stories
If you have any problems please hit the 'Contact' button on your right to email us and we will do our best to help you get our feed up and running on your site!
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Miranda S Givings

Hi, I'd like to introduce you to a great way to bring more visitors to your site or blog and enrich your own content - and it won't cost you a penny!

Our Content Feed is a FREE service for syndicating our satire news, short stories, parodies and articles on your website or blog.

Putting our unique content on the desktops of your readers couldn't be easier. Just follow the simple instructions on your left and you will be up and running in minutes!

Our Feed is regularly updated as new stories and articles are published. Once you have added our Feed, the list of stories on your site will be automatically updated without you having to do a thing!

Best wishes,
Miranda Givings
Executive Editor & Founder

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