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The Evil which is International Gnomery! The Evil which is International Gnomery!
Increased politicisation within the Gnomish culture is set to unleash a tidal wave—if not a tsunami—of inconceivable horrors upon our society
How Tenji reports
Cox Merges With Ucker Cox Merges With Ucker
The merger of American media giant, Atlanta-based Cox Communications, with Ucker Media, drew embarrassed giggles from adolescent boys today.. Jeff Vachon reports
Bush Launches Air Strikes against Iran Bush Launches Air Strikes against Iran
Washington -- US President strikes defiant pose in the face of 'nuclur' threat from belligerent Islamic Republic
Robert Carey reports
Teen Poverty Teen Poverty
While the world wrings its hands over US imperialism, the shocking scandal of Teenage Poverty goes almost unnoticed
Miranda Givings and Don Pitts report
Undead Ghouls terrorize English Town Undead Ghouls terrorize English Town
Purley Hotelier plays host to nine blood-sucking, undead ghouls seeking the mysterious 'Baggins.'
Mercedes Dannenberg reports
Fucking Signs Fucking Signs
A group of British visitors to the sleepy Bavarian village of Wank, were jailed today after stealing the unfortunately-named town's signs.
Miranda Givings reports
George Bush wows Reality TV audience George Bush wows Reality TV audience
George Bush's plummeting popularity soared this morning after his appearance on the new US reality TV show: 'I Married a Stranger.'
Archie Pendfuller reports
Americans flee London Americans flee London
London -- shopkeepers and hoteliers wrung their hands in despair today as thousands of Americans fled the war-torn city in panic..
Miranda Givings reports
Ku Klux Klan see red over Klansman Ku Klux Klan see red over Klansman
US Ku Klux Klansman, Arnie Stevens almost got himself lynched today when he showed up at a rally in the aptly named Liberal, Oklahoma, in a matching pink hood and robe.. Jennifer Gardner reports
Man exposed himself in Laundromat Man exposed himself in Laundromat
A man who exposed himself in two Laundromats, defended himself by claiming that his jealous ex-girlfriend assaulted him without warning.. Miranda Givings reports
Sex Doll saves woman's life Sex Doll Saves Woman's Life
In an astonishing incident in Intercourse, Michigan, a saucy sex toy snatched a drowning woman from the jaws of certain death after an argument with her boyfriend.. Jennifer Gardner reports
Romanian graduates get naked in Canada Romanian graduates get naked in Canada
Romanian girls are flocking to Canada in their thousands to fill the void left by exotic dancers like Avril Lavigne and Shania Twain..
Miranda Givings reports
Cheerleaders sue Red Bull Cheerleaders sue Red Bull
Twenty-seven US cheerleaders have lodged a class action suit against Red Bull, claiming the popular pop made them pregnant..
Miranda Givings reports
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