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The Evil which is International Gnomery! | |
Increased politicisation within the Gnomish culture is set to unleash a tidal wave—if not a tsunami—of inconceivable horrors upon our society How Tenji reports |
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Cox Merges With Ucker | |
The merger of American media giant, Atlanta-based Cox Communications, with Ucker Media, drew embarrassed giggles from adolescent boys today.. Jeff Vachon reports | |
Bush Launches Air Strikes against Iran | |
Washington -- US President strikes defiant pose in the face of 'nuclur' threat from belligerent Islamic Republic Robert Carey reports |
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Teen Poverty | |
While the world wrings its hands
over US imperialism, the shocking scandal of Teenage Poverty goes almost
unnoticed Miranda Givings and Don Pitts report |
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Undead Ghouls terrorize English Town | |
Purley Hotelier plays host to nine blood-sucking, undead ghouls seeking the mysterious 'Baggins.' Mercedes Dannenberg reports |
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Fucking Signs | |
A group of British visitors to the
sleepy Bavarian village of Wank, were jailed today after stealing the
unfortunately-named town's signs. Miranda Givings reports |
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George Bush wows Reality TV audience | |
George Bush's plummeting popularity
soared this morning after his appearance on the new US reality TV show:
'I Married a Stranger.' Archie Pendfuller reports |
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Americans flee London | |
London -- shopkeepers and hoteliers
wrung their hands in despair today as thousands of Americans fled the
war-torn city in panic.. Miranda Givings reports |
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Ku Klux Klan see red over Klansman | |
US Ku Klux Klansman, Arnie Stevens almost got himself lynched today when he showed up at a rally in the aptly named Liberal, Oklahoma, in a matching pink hood and robe.. Jennifer Gardner reports | |
Man exposed himself in Laundromat | |
A man who exposed himself in two Laundromats, defended himself by claiming that his jealous ex-girlfriend assaulted him without warning.. Miranda Givings reports | |
Sex Doll Saves Woman's Life | |
In an astonishing incident in Intercourse, Michigan, a saucy sex toy snatched a drowning woman from the jaws of certain death after an argument with her boyfriend.. Jennifer Gardner reports | |
Romanian graduates get naked in Canada | |
Romanian girls are flocking to
Canada in their thousands to fill the void left by exotic dancers like
Avril Lavigne and Shania Twain.. Miranda Givings reports |
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Cheerleaders sue Red Bull | |
Twenty-seven US cheerleaders
have lodged a class action suit against Red Bull, claiming the popular
pop made them pregnant.. Miranda Givings reports |
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