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Food Giant in Tits for Milk Scandal Food Giant in Tits for Milk Scandal
Baby Food giant, Nastléy, offers free, silicone breast implants to teenage girls in a desperate bid to boost the flagging sales of its formula milk products. Keli McTaggart reports
UK to Ban Smoking at Home UK to Ban Smoking at Home
Smokers face huge fines and jail sentences as government extends the recently announced smoking ban into the home of every private citizen. Miranda Givings reports
Chav Shopping Chav Shopping
We strip away the crotchless thongs from the sordid world of Chav shopping to reveal the festering yeast infection at the heart of our sick society. Robin Scunthorpe reports
Vampire Preys for Death Vampire Preys for Death
Immortality comes back to bite despondent blood drinker, 138-year-old David Hollowell.
Jennifer Gardner reports
Chav Scum! Chavs!
Sociologist publishes controversial new study on the menace of sexually aggressive, bling-jangling, fifteen-year-old drunken harlots
Keli McTaggart reports
Hell's Balls! Hell's Balls!
An eminent professor of Literature has been exposed as the ringleader of a devilish pagan cult worshipping his testicles..
Jennifer Gardner and Keli McTaggart report
Morning Wood Morning Wood
Our woman who is no stranger to a big stick, Miranda Givings, uncovers the hidden talents of one of the Internet's leading Satirists
Hate Law loophole exploited Hate Law loophole exploited
A single mother-of-six, who allegedly abandoned her young family, could be the first person in Britain to be defended by imminent, new ‘hate law’ legislation.. Snoz Bunsen reports
Council welcomes Gypo Fest Council welcomes Gypo Fest
SCOTLAND—local council chiefs danced a celebratory ceilidh today as a plague of unwashed Gypsies invaded the quiet Scottish backwater of Kirkcaldy for their annual festival.. Barry Subchimp reports
Man jailed for 'antisocial haircut' Man jailed for 'antisocial haircut'
An unemployed Romford man who received an ASBO for repeatedly terrorising his neighbours with 'an offensive haircut', was jailed today..
Miranda Givings reports
UK gets tough on Smokers UK gets tough on Smokers
In addition to banning smoking we urge all responsible Britons to voluntarily give up eating, drinking, sex, skiing, football and sunbathing — oh and possibly cycling.. Miranda Givings reports
Ringtones to blame for Chavs Ringtones to blame for Rude Chavs
We reveal how ringtones can turn sweet little angels into well minging little rude girrlz who blag fags off complete strangers in exchange for oral sex. Be very afraid. Keli McTaggart reports
Red Ken clobbers School Run Mums Red Ken clobbers School Run Mums
Angry mums lashed out today at Red 'Ken' Livingstone's new 'School Run' congestion charge which will penalise parents who insist on driving their kids to school.. Miranda Givings reports
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