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Brits get bloody over Bloody Brits get bloody over Bloody
Britain's arbiters of good taste get their knickers in a twist over the use of the word 'bloody' in an Australian advert to promote tourism
Miranda Givings reports
Minister Wages War on Sick Britain Minister Wages War on Sick Britain
Millions of sick Britons could soon be refused medical treatment under new proposals announced by Health Secretary, Patricia Hewitt.
Miranda Givings reports
Lost Mars Probe Found Lost Mars Probe Found
Young American astronomy buff locates missing Mars Probe while looking at heavenly bodies.
Ray Grant reports
Female Orgasm Secrets Female Orgasm Secrets
Leading sexpert, Professor Karl Zeuss, reveals the startling mysteries of the female orgasm.
Robin Scunthorpe reports
George Bush wages war on Fat and World Hunger George Bush wages war on Fat
George W Bush today announced far-reaching initiatories to tackle America's growing obesity crisis and end World Hunger.
Robert Carey reports
Brits in a lather over Naughty Words Brits in a lather over Naughty Words
Tessa Jowell announced stringent new proposals today to combat the worst linguistic crises this country has ever faced..
Miranda Givings and David Agosta report
Intelligence linked to Cunnilingus Intelligence linked to Cunnilingus
A report published today has whipped up a tempest of testosterone-fuelled outrage among right-wing Christian fundamentalists in America.. Donald Pitts reports
Bottom falls out of Thong market Bottom falls out of Thong market
The knicker industry is in meltdown today after retailers reported a sharp decline in the sale of thongs in High Street stores across the country.. Miranda Givings reports
Starbucks to offer Fresh Milk Starbucks to offer Fresh Milk
After intense lobbying by the Manhattan Farmer’s Association all New York City Starbucks outlets will begin keeping dairy cattle onsite and offering fresh milk and cream.. David Agosta reports
Toxic Candy Sex Shock Candy Abuse Leads to Toxic Choc Syndrome
Government asked to intervene in the growing problem of women hospitalised with candy-related injuries.. Snoz Bunsen reports
Pussy Lube to revolutionise Oil Industry Pussy Lube to revolutionise Oil Industry
An unemployed American toolmaker claims to have discovered a revolutionary new lubricant which he says will make stiff hinges a thing of the past.. Miranda Givings & Drake Mallard Report
Girls smarter than Boys say top Scientists Girls smarter than Boys say top Scientists
Two leading British biologists claim to have found a new hormone which they say is responsible for the superior academic achievement of girls.. Keli McTaggart reports
Sun blamed for Teen Pregnancies Sun blamed for Teen Pregnancies
Researchers at the University of East Anglia say that the sun is to blame for the sharp increase in teenage pregnancies in the UK - the highest of any European country.. Keli McTaggart reports
Short, fat ugly women risk heart disease Short, fat ugly women risk heart disease
We report on a a recent study which reveales that short, fat women with red hair and greasy skin are more likely to develop heart disease — as well as fail to score with guys.. Keli McTaggart reports
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