Terror attacks rock London
millions of panties soiled as Blair promises to nuke Iraq, mass panic, etc.,

Tony Blair to ban Cold Weather
A controversial ban outlawing cold weather could soon be passed through parliament

Bush furious over Tyrant's Pants ban
Bush is said to be 'furious' after Tripod, banned a picture of the Presidential butt.

Blunkett introduces anti-terror measures
David Blindgit announced a raft of radical new measures today

UK bans Fox News
Fox News found in breach of British broadcasting rules

Tony Blair accused of Election Rigging
Tony Bliar lashes out at critics over criticisms of E-voting during the General Election

Democrats rejoice over Google News
Disgruntled Democrats disappointed by Google News

Bush speech disrupts Arafat funeral
Spokestypeperson reads the wrong speech..

Arafat’s Condition reclassified Again
PLO leader has had his condition finally reclassified by the White House

President's Speeches Leaked to press
Secret transcript of President George W Bush's election speeches revealed

President Bush defends 'Fortress America'
Presidential policy denounced as 'crossing your legs after the pricks have fucked you

Things go better with Bush say Iraqis
Overwhelming majority of Iraqis believe life is better under George W Bush

Donald Rumsfeld slams 'degenerate' Brits
Donald Rumsfeld lashes out at 'The UK's degenerate sexual morality'

George Bush slams Tony Blair
President Bush's 'special relationship' with Blair received a mortal blow today

Bush furious at abuse of US soldiers
International terrorist condemns shocking abuse of US serviceman in Iraq

Tony Blair rebrands War on Terror
Tony Bliar and Gordon Brown make the world safe for democracy - allegedly

Israel attacks Palestinian Refugee Camps
Shocking graffiti attack on Wailing Wall upsets peace-loving Israeli art lovers

Rumsfeld defends 'racist' comments
Donald Rumsfeld upsets Chinese waiters with his legendary wit

Blair exposed as cybernetic non-entity!
Prime Minister assimilated by the Borg. Resistance is futile, etc.,

The art of Public Speaking by George Bush
America's answer to the Reverend William Spooner astonishes lexicographers

Donald Rumsfeld wins at the BAFTOYS!
American tosser bores hundreds to death at awards junket

Daily Mirror Photos were faked
Ex-Editor of scurrilous British tabloid proved to be fake

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