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George Bush sings the praises of English George Bush sings the praises of English
In a brilliant initiatory designed to boost his flagging popularity, US President George W Bush has recommended that the US National anthem ought to be sung in English. Jennifer Gardner reports.
Ann Widdecombe in Latino Lover Denial Ann Widdecombe in Latino Lover Denial
In the wake of revelations about the sexual exploints of John 'Two Shags' Prescott, Ann Widdecombe MP, strongly refutes rumours regarding her own personal life. How Tenji reports.
Gnome in Guantanamo style Horror Gnome in Guantanamo style Horror
In a shocking development, GnomeWATCH news has learned that the recently recaptured gnome may have been subjected to systematic torture by his captors. Oleg Vimen reports.
The Evil of International Gnomery The Evil of International Gnomery
In the first of three special reports on the Evil of International Gnomery, Chairman Tenji addresses the nation in a rousing speech that reveals the full horror of the Gnome crisis gripping the country.
Pakistan unveils new Superweapon Pakistan unveils new Superweapon
Pakistan's President announced today that George W Bush would be joining the Pakistan cricket team when they tour England later this year.
David Green reports
Trouble down on the Ranch Trouble down on the Ranch
We reveal the truth behind the recent shooting of Harry Whittington by US Vice President, Dick Cheney.
Snoz Bunsen reports
Google Censor: Exclusive Interview Google Censor: Exclusive Interview
In an exclusive interview with Utterpants, Google UK answer some tricky questions about Internet censorship.
How Tenji reports
Enthusiasm for Death Penalty Wanes Enthusiasm for Death Penalty Wanes
How Tenji takes to the streets of Austin, Texas to discover if the new mood is a flash in the pan or the beginning of long stretch of humanitarianism. How Tenji reports
Blair reveals demonic Menezes menace Blair blames demons for Menezes shooting
Britain heaved a collective sigh of relief today, when Prime Minister, Tony Blair, revealed the real reason for the shooting of itinerant Brazilian electrician, Jean Charles de Menezes. Miranda Givings reports
Turkey votes for Christmas Turkey votes for Christmas
Vague possibility of Turkey joining, or not joining, the exclusive EU Club situated in Grade I listed Georgian premises, on the Strand, in London. How Tenji reports
Bill of Rights cannot be found Bill of Rights cannot be found
David Agosta is a man on a mission. The quirky President of the Manhattan Farmer's Association has been trying to locate the American Bill of Rights.. David Agosta reports
Protests turn to love at G8 Summit Protests turn to love at G8 Summit
Hopes of a mindless orgy of violence in the run-up to the 2005 G8 Summit, were dashed today as thousands of protestors staged a 'love-in' in the Meadows area of Edinburgh. Miranda Givings reports
Queen revokes US independence Queen revokes US independence
In an astonishing statement broadcast live on BBC News 24 today, Her Divine Majestiness Queen Liz II, announced to a stunned world that she had revoked US independence. Miranda Givings reports
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