'Terry' from Bourne, in the UK, writes:
This story was hilarious to me and my wife. So funny I have linked it to my new website which sells a product to overcome hovering. I hope that the readers from that link will find the story just as funny.

'Pam', from Hilo, in the USA, writes:
It warms my heart to know that I am not the only neurotic female who cringes at the
thought of having to use a public loo. Actually I base my opinion of most restaurants as much on the cleanliness of the ladies room as the quality of food. Miranda Givings totally nailed the experience right on the proverbial head and I'm sure most, if not all, civilized women throughout the world can relate and indeed enjoy the humour...albeit mortifying while in the moment. Thanks for the laugh and the real as real gets experience!

'Tom', from Dublin, in Ireland, writes:
I too, have experienced the perils of trying to hover over a filthy toilet when my bowels were about to explode. No toilet paper and I had to slip off my jockeys and mop up the damage.

It's nice to know that the weaker sex suffers too, Tom. I hope you've learned your lesson and now go to the loo with a mate who can fetch some paper in an emergency.

'Jim', from Austell, in the USA, writes:
This was very enlightening. It made me laugh and anything that excites my emotions at this point deserves a reply. Well done!