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Readers comment on: Thongs: a health risk

'Gill', from Bridgwater, in the UK, writes:
I am really glad that research has proved that thongs are not healthy or better for
women. Women who have enjoyed a more comfortable knicker have felt slight intimidated by the 'Thong followers', who have made fun of the more larger, comfortable sort, so well done! 'Down with Thongs' up with 'Bigger ones!'

'Connie' from the USA, writes: I'm not sure how much of a health risk to women wearing thongs is. Maybe if they didn't bounce around so much it would limit the infections?

You have put your finger on the problem, 'Connie'. As Georgia Prince pointed out in her article, vigorous exercise whilst wearing a thong is incredibly reckless. One could cut off the circulation to a woman's best friend!

Lynn from Merseyside, in the UK, writes: I think that the proof is in the pudding. I have worn thongs for the last six years every day. Well almost. I have never had any inflamation, infection or lacerations. It could be the fact that I only have one sexual partner. Or maybe it's because I pay attention to personal hygiene. Maybe it's just the individuals wearing them.

It's curious that you should mention 'pudding', Lynn, as the latest research reveals a distressing increase in the number of cases of infection, lacerations, 'chocolate tummy' and 'ring sting' being reported by young women who wear thongs and take regular deliveries via the 'tradesman's entrance'. Provided that you resist any pressure from your partner to slip into the back door you should be OK.

 
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