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American women asking to be spanked!

'Joan' from Philadelphia, in the USA, writes:
I didn't get spanked until I was 31 years old. I lived at home, and one day I got into a yelling match with my mom and I cursed at her. She looked me in the eyes and said what I need is a good spanking, and she wished she had done that when I was younger. Well to make it short, I was spanked that night and two other times over the years I lived there. In her bedroom on my bare bottom. The last time was when I was 38. I'm married now and in my fifties and very glad that My MOM gave me the Spankings I had cumming. It makes me very content now.

'Cumming?' I think you meant 'coming' Joan. Well...perhaps not. You know best dear.

'Brie', from Ottawa, in Canada, writes:
I am 23-year-old college student who occasionally asks my Mom to spank me.
It is always the same; skirt up, panties down over her knee for a session with the paddle. After one of these spankings I seem to have my sense of direction back.

'Kim', from Boston, in the USA, writes:
My mom didn't hesitate to use her hairbrush on our bare bottoms when we were kids. My last one was at 13, but I really miss that guidance now that I'm in college. I'm jealous that my little sister still 'gets it' when she acts up. I'll probably find someone else to spank me, but really wish I knew how to ask mom for her old fashioned discipline.

'Martha', from Seattle, in the USA, writes:
I'm 36 years old and I wear pretty, flowered panties and they come down when I get my bare bottom paddled by my mom. I really enjoy it but when I'm really bad that's when I get paddled extra hard and I can't get enough of it.

'Tanya', from Indiana, USA, writes:
I always came up with a way to lie to my mother and always got out of a well deserved and much needed spanking. Now, I realize that I missed an important part of a good childhood and wish my mother would pull my panties down, take a big paddle and put me over her knee and spank me till I cried.

'Jenn' (23) from Taunton, in the USA, writes:
I loved this story about women becoming teens again. I wish I could do that. I'd much rather have spankings now and then than bear the responsibilities of adulthood.
If you would be kind enough to send us a recent snap of your bottom I feel sure that there would be no shortage of volunteers to make your wish come true, 'Jenn'.

'Patricia' from Dublin, in Ireland, writes:
As a 27 year old woman who had never been as much as smacked all her life it came as a grave shock to me when, after a heated discussion with my mother over different topics, I ended up over her knee and was soundly spanked and told that: 'I should have done that 20 years ago.' I'm not saying anything for or against spanking, but I've been minding my Ps and Qs in front of my Mum ever since!

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