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Readers comment on: 'Terror attacks rock London: millions of panties soiled as Blair promises to nuke Iraq'

'Annoyed', from New York, in the USA, writes:
Terror attacks rock London: millions of panties soiled as Blair promises to nuke Iraq! You sick fuckers! People died in these attacks! Arseholes!
Not as many as apparently died in New Orleans while your esteemed Prez was strumming his guitar. If you can't understand satire and don't have the wit to recognise the real causes of the London bombings, you really should stick to watching Fox News.

'Nick' (14) from Birmingham, writes:
You are fucking disgusting and I think that trying to make a joke out of the Terrorist attacks on London is appalling. I hope you all fucking die, or have something like this happen to you directly. Bastards!
Oh dear, another one that never learned to read. What's 'disgusting' is that a lad of your age can't distinguish truth from falsehood, Nick. Read the article again and you may discover that far from making a 'joke' out of the London bombings, we take the misguided policies of the Prime Minister and his American comrade-in-terror, which prompted the attacks, all too seriously.

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