'Betsy', from Adrian, in the USA, writes:
with a very large woman. You are quite simply put a pig. You are
not funny. You are not much of a writer. You are not even in my definition
a man. It is a sad thing that not only have you wasted your time in
writing this piece of garbage but probably the time of most of your
readers. (I am allowing for the fact that there are other immature
pigs that might enjoy this piece) You might have also hurt some women's
feelings who are less secure than I am about their bodies.
Not apparently secure enough to be able to restrain
yourself from frothing at the mouth outrage at an author who had the
temerity to make fun of very large women. Perhaps you'd see the joke
if you stopped stuffing
your face with pasta, burgers and chocolate?
'Des', from Sri Lanka, writes:
with a very large woman. Tell Robert Levin, all he has to do is
marry a slim young thing and she'll turn into a huge fat tart before
his very eyes. My little bundle of sophisticated joy wears a T-shirts
bearing the catchy slogan: 'Once you've shagged fat, there's no going
We suggest you consider cheating on your wife with
the previous correspondent.
'James', from the USA, writes:
This poor heroically brave man... if only someone would have but mentioned
the wondrous use a small handful of flour can be put to in this exact
situation. For those who may find themselves in this situation, you
throw the flour at the general area you believe to house the “love
tunnel”. Then you look for the wet spot!