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The Day the Earth Moved
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On a hot summer evening somewhere in a small coppice a young couple were doing what comes naturally after two bottles of Vin Rose, a deplorable ignorance of the use of prophylactics and a wanton disregard for any passers by.
"Oh, Gerald! I think the earth really moved that time!"
"Did it? It did! It really did! Oh Romola, my darling..."
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