On a hot summer evening somewhere in a small coppice a young couple were doing what comes naturally after two bottles of Vin Rose, a deplorable ignorance of the use of prophylactics and a wanton disregard for any passers by.
"Oh, Gerald! I think the earth really moved that time!"
"Did it? It did! It really did! Oh Romola, my darling..."
THE DAY THE EARTH MOVED..
Short Stories, humour and parody
GnomeWATCH - the most surreal charity event of 2006 earned ??275.00 for Amnesty International
Alien Abduction: the sextastic truth - we strip away the polyvinyl panties to reveal a cosmic conspiracy
The Case of the Algolagnic Scopophilisist - no, we didn't know what it meant, either. Heady stuff.
Come inside our Pants - your cut out and keep guide to whats what on the site
I think im a lesbian coz i fancy my techa - another sad wanker bares their teenage soul to our caring team
How to spot an Alien - a policeman explains
The Wise Husbandman and the Five Foolish Virgins - a parable for young and old alike
The Heirs of Gondor - two fit lads seek the Naked Truth and get a few surprises
Do Virgins taste better? - we have the answers
Readers Letters - our fans vent their spleen