'Andrew' from Dartford, in the UK, writes:
In your story, How to Handle Wankers, Cyndi says to the unwanted admirers: "...now why don't you and your friend piss off and wank in the corner like good little boys?"
I was told something similar but by a girlfriend! Things were going well a couple of weeks into the pairing. We'd had a heavy petting interlude in the car, tension high had to be relieved but we had 20 minutes to drive 30 miles. She hit the gas and said so sweetly that she'd like me to wank. No other opportunity that night so I did. Wonderful! For both of us.

Next time we got together she emphasised her enjoyment of that sight: "go on—do it again," she said. Another steamy several clinches and she watched again. I was potty about her and she kept me happy like this for months, making it fun. She had 2 boyfriends who enjoyed full sex with her and kept me in reserve. When I found that out she said "It's like having a Lady in Waiting except you're a wanker." And so potty was I that I stayed with her for another year (!) until she dumped all 3 of us for another guy she got engaged to. I still miss her like mad. She was lovely but bad!

'Sid' from Accrington, in the UK, writes:
How to handle wankers was quality; absolute quality. Just think how boring your night out would have been without some quality banter from some 'knobheads'. Where would we be without them. Bet you laugh about now don't you? Exactly. p.s. the tit in bra and prick in pants comments—sheer brilliance.